Why My Life Sucks as explained by...

Young Kim

"I will explain why your life sucks, by asking just three questions;

1. What was the last thing you spent money on that you really wanted?
2. How much money do you currently have, after working 40+ hours a week for 2 years?
3. When are you getting the MacBook that you've wanted since last year?"

I'm tired

Just like the rest of you guys with your finals and stuff; I'm tired. But I'm not tired of studying, because I don't do any of that. In fact, I'm tired of never studying. I'm tired of always just "getting by." I'm tired of telling myself "good enough." I'm tired of others looking at me as if I am nothing. I'm tired of pretending it doesn't hurt. I'm tired of letting others put me down. I'm tired of surrounding myself with people that will bring me down. I'm tired of always being the nice guy. I'm tired of stating the obvious. I'm tired of lying. I'm tired of being your clown. I'm tired of being your doormat. I'm tired of saying "it's okay." I'm tired of feeling hopeless. I'm tired of never getting any help. I'm tired of people telling me "it could be worse." I'm tired of my lack of optimism. I'm tired of letting things get the best of me. I'm tired of constantly running through hoops. I'm tired of blaming it on bad luck. I'm tired of complaining. I'm tired of wishing. I'm tired of dreaming. I'm tired of hoping. I'm tired of keeping everything bottled up inside. I'm tired of not having anyone to talk to. I'm tired of being tired.

Where is my relief?

Sifting Through the Bullsh*t

Why is it that people feel the need to hide who they really are? I've come across so many nasty people that hide behind such a beautiful facade. From the outside, he/she appears to be pure, kindhearted and warm. But lift the mask (or the 4 inches of make-up) to reveal the true beast within...

Often called a "tool," these individuals will just about say/do anything they need to befriend you. It's quite a show once you discover one and decide to exploit it. The reasoning behind decisions made by these despondent creatures is unknown, and we can only speculate the basis of their actions.

I can only speculate that these people just hate themselves enough to want to be somebody else. Someone who says something, just to make others laugh. Someone who does something to gain the attention of others. I mean, if you really have the motivation to do it, anything is possible right? Maybe he/she really hates him/herself that much to vie for the perfect guise. A unique disguise that will intrigue, mystify and lure any unsuspecting victim.

But you can't fool me... because I grew up in the valley, and growing up with these sad individuals helped me better spot them out in the wild. If you know one fake person, then you know them all. There isn't much to these creatures, you go through a handful of them and you'll be spotting them out like a pro.

Somebody save me...

I couldn't help but overhear two incredibly mysterious creatures in their natural habitat. Their senseless conversation simply boggles the mind. Both specimens are complete enigmas and an attempt to uncover the motive behind their actions renders useless and only ensues angst. I can only try to endure the pain and not lose my sanity during this debauchery. I thank God it lasted but a few minutes...

Tuesday April 14th, 2009
9:45 AM

"Oh Did you hear? Justin Timberlake went to Las Vegas without [Jessica] Biel"

"What? Who's that?"




"Oh you didn't hear? JT (He actually said "Jay-Tee") went to Las Vegas without Biel, his wife or something."



"..."




"Oh and I heard that Chris Brown is dating a girl now..."

".......ahhhahahahahah(laughter ensued for approximately 30 excruciatingly uncomfortable seconds)"





-Question:

Why do both these baboons laugh at Chris Brown's relationships situation?
Why does Sean think that Young Kim might care of the whereabouts of Justin Timberlake?
Why/How does Sean know this?
Who/What can save me from this hellish place?

-EDIT
For those of you who have not read my previous post about these two, the picture that looks like a gorilla is Sean Nahm and the other kid is Young Kim, two idiots I work with.

Civil War: Blinglights Shipping Dept.

So all day, these two have been arguing about eachother's bossiness. Young would come to me ever hour or so and complain how annoying Sean is and how he can't stand him (Young is a very annoying, and intolerable being as well, so it was amusing for me to witness such a power struggle between the two specimens). So for lunch we all ordered Chinese food. I'm getting ahead of myself... BEFORE lunch, Sean had bokkum bab, but didn't like it so he gave it to Young. Young ate it within 120seconds of having it in his hands (He eats as if he has never seen food before, its quite grotesque, he will never get married). So after eating Sean's bokkum bab, Young (surprisingly) is full and cannot finish his Chinese food during lunch and places his food in the fridge. So the battle begins...

Young Kim

VS.

Sean Nahm
(this is not an actual photograph of Sean Nahm, but a very accurate representation)

THE ULTIMATE PRIZE

4:15pm: Sean takes Young's food out of the fridge and has it in his hands, pretending to eat it. Young, in an extremely effeminate fashion, scolds Sean for taking other people's food and snatches the General Tso's and places it safely into the fridge once again.

4:17-4:20pm: Sean is trying to convince Young that he is hungry and if he had money he would pay Young for the food. One of Sean's arguments is that Young ate his bokkum bab, at this point Young miraculously remembers that Sean have GIVEN him the food voluntarily and counter-acts with said argument. Sean is speechless.

4:21pm: Sean approaches the fridge, with Young and eats ONE piece of chicken. I ask what is going on and Young divulges the terms of the agreement, which is; Sean is allowed ONE piece of chicken to basically STFU for the rest of the day.

4:21pm: Sean breaks the terms of agreement and immediately opens his mouth to expose to the office his most annoying voice in order to gain a leverage over the terms; which is to consume even more chicken. Young disagrees and both walk away from the fridge.

4:24pm: Young approaches the fridge and tells me that he is taking the food with him to the post office, because Sean has finally gone over the edge, and threatened to eat his food while he is absent. I offer Young protection and ease his worrying.

4:26pm: Young leaves for post office.

4:33pm: Young's plate is now missing one more piece of chicken. (Photo N/A)
Sean 1 - Young -1

4:35pm: Sean Nahm is hungry...
Sean 2 - Young -2

4:37pm: I'm hungry...
Alex 1 - Young -3

4:40pm: Young arrives at the warehouse and checks the fridge. As expected, he does not bother to open up the container to see that a good portion of his meal is missing.

Final Result
Sean Nahm 3
Alex Kang 1
Young Kim -4


WINNER
Sean Nahm