Friday, April 3, 2009

Civil War: Blinglights Shipping Dept.

So all day, these two have been arguing about eachother's bossiness. Young would come to me ever hour or so and complain how annoying Sean is and how he can't stand him (Young is a very annoying, and intolerable being as well, so it was amusing for me to witness such a power struggle between the two specimens). So for lunch we all ordered Chinese food. I'm getting ahead of myself... BEFORE lunch, Sean had bokkum bab, but didn't like it so he gave it to Young. Young ate it within 120seconds of having it in his hands (He eats as if he has never seen food before, its quite grotesque, he will never get married). So after eating Sean's bokkum bab, Young (surprisingly) is full and cannot finish his Chinese food during lunch and places his food in the fridge. So the battle begins...


Young Kim

VS.


Sean Nahm
(this is not an actual photograph of Sean Nahm, but a very accurate representation)


THE ULTIMATE PRIZE



4:15pm: Sean takes Young's food out of the fridge and has it in his hands, pretending to eat it. Young, in an extremely effeminate fashion, scolds Sean for taking other people's food and snatches the General Tso's and places it safely into the fridge once again.

4:17-4:20pm: Sean is trying to convince Young that he is hungry and if he had money he would pay Young for the food. One of Sean's arguments is that Young ate his bokkum bab, at this point Young miraculously remembers that Sean have GIVEN him the food voluntarily and counter-acts with said argument. Sean is speechless.

4:21pm: Sean approaches the fridge, with Young and eats ONE piece of chicken. I ask what is going on and Young divulges the terms of the agreement, which is; Sean is allowed ONE piece of chicken to basically STFU for the rest of the day.

4:21pm: Sean breaks the terms of agreement and immediately opens his mouth to expose to the office his most annoying voice in order to gain a leverage over the terms; which is to consume even more chicken. Young disagrees and both walk away from the fridge.

4:24pm: Young approaches the fridge and tells me that he is taking the food with him to the post office, because Sean has finally gone over the edge, and threatened to eat his food while he is absent. I offer Young protection and ease his worrying.

4:26pm: Young leaves for post office.

4:33pm: Young's plate is now missing one more piece of chicken. (Photo N/A)
Sean 1 - Young -1

4:35pm: Sean Nahm is hungry...
Sean 2 - Young -2

4:37pm: I'm hungry...
Alex 1 - Young -3

4:40pm: Young arrives at the warehouse and checks the fridge. As expected, he does not bother to open up the container to see that a good portion of his meal is missing.

Final Result
Sean Nahm 3
Alex Kang 1
Young Kim -4


WINNER
Sean Nahm

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